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It's been a long time since i updated huh fools. Well softball season is over and i get a break from my little girls for a few weeks. Just got back from Tennessee where the National NSA softball tournament was held where we took home 7th place in the nation. Thats right bitches 7th. We had a good year 9 tournaments, 5 2nd place, 1 1st place, 3rd in ISA state, 4th in NSA state and 7th in nationals. Not bad if you ask me.
Anywho....
Not much been going on in the life of me. Gotten drunk a lot in the last few weeks. Saturday me and MR. Buch are going to see Toby Keith so if you guys want to have a party at either atrains or anibals if it is cool with them i am game cause i talked to jerry today and he told me that he wouldnt open either me or perry on sunday so we could get trashed on sat. The only problem is the concert is in Tampa so it would be the same as the Dave Matthews Concert. So it is kind of up to you guys. If so we need to get some more money together so that me and perry dont foot the bill all the time. Dont mind payin just as long as everyone else is. Let me know by tuesday and give me money by wednesday or thursday so me and big chris can get it on thursday cause he works all day friday.
Anybody who wants to go see Brooks and Dunn with me please let me know so i dont get caught in a tight spot when i buy two tickets and three people want to go and then i have to choose cause ive done that once and the outcome isnt that great.
Well that is all i have so im just gonna sit around and wait til 4 when purry gets off work so we can go do something cuase i dont have a car and that motherfucker would have to drive my punk ass around town.
Later bitches
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[06 Apr 2005|11:16am] |
I know i havent updated in a while. Im on break ill update later. Just letting you guys know that Mrs. Parker from East Ridge, you know the lesbian JV softball coach, got killed in a car accident yesterday. I'm sure none of you care but just thought you might want to know.
Later Bitches
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[23 Mar 2005|12:20pm] |
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There bitches.
Everybody lets do the ANIBAL:
Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
[Chorus]
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?
[Chorus]
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
[Chorus]
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Are you Ugly? [X3]
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A - Age you got your first kiss:
either 9, 10 , or 11. i know it was before i moved to florida. we start early where i'm from
B - Band listening to right now:
Dave Matthews Band
C - Crush:
Jen
D- Dad's name:
Bobby Ray Rotton
E - Easiest person to talk to:
Keli, Anvil, Jessice
F - Favorite bands at the moment:
Dave Matthews Band, Modest Mouse
G - Gummy Worms or Gummy Bears?:
Gummy bears by far
H - Hometown:
Born in Cabot, Arkansas. Matured in Clermont, Florida. Homies in Clermont
I - Instruments:
Air Guitar
J- Joints smoked:
Quite a few
K- Kids :
Quatro- Dos male, Dos female
L - Longest car ride ever:
Arkansas to Florida. 13 hours. 7 of them are in florida
M - Mom's name:
Bonita Furr Rotton
N - Nicknames:
P-Dog, Asshole
O - One wish:
Eternal Happiness
P - Phobia[s]:
Death
Q - Quote:
Some days you get the elevator, Some days you get the shaft
R - Reason to smile:
Life is the greatest adventure in the world and there is nothing so powerful in this world that anyone can conquer so therefore there is nothing so overbearing that i should not smile
S - Song you sang last:
I serenaded the guys at Publix with Lean On Me by Bill Withers
T - Time you woke up [today]:
8:30 am
U - Unknown fact about me:
I used to hate country music
V - Vegetable you hate:
Carrots
W - Worst habit(s):
Smoking
X - X-rays you've had:
Arm, Teeth
Y - Yummy food:
Red Beans and Rice, anything momma cooks
Z - Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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[22 Mar 2005|11:22pm] |
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Vodka
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HAHA Bitches i will be a rich controlling motherfucker in ten years.
I will run those dumb hos over in my pimp ass car and get away with it cause as you read above I will be the president of a small country.
Couldn't tell what this one said cause everything was blank so if it dont work sorry.
What now bitches!!! Don't fuck with me!!!
That'll be a cold day in hell. Jackie Chan better watch the fuck out.
That is all for today readers.
The Anvil:
Lately I've been feeling low
A remedy is what I'm seeking
I take a taste of what's mellow
Come away to something better
What I want is what I've not got
But what I need is all around me
Reach and search and never stop
And I'll say...
If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel called... Jimi
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you
Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, Sometimes I take a walk there
Yes, good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling
Day is gone I'm on my back
Staring up at the ceiling
I take a drink sit back and relax
Smoke my mind make me feelBetter for a small time
What I want is what I've not got
And What I need is all around me
Reach and search and never stop
And I'll say
If you could keep me floating just for a while
Til' I get to the end of this tunnel called... brother
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you
Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, sometimes I take a walk there
Mm good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling
Lately I've been feeling low
A remedy is what I'm looking for, looking for
So I take a taste of what's mellow
Come away
If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel called... Jimi
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you
Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, sometimes I take a walk there
Oh, good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling
Something happenin' here
What it is
Is exactly clear
Theres a man with a gun over there
He tellin me I got to beware
Said stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody looks
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down
Stop
Whats that sound
Everbody Look
Whats goin down
Yea baby
Dave Matthews Band is coming to Tampa Thursday July 14. Tickets go on sale April 2. Hootie Hoo.
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[21 Mar 2005|05:33pm] |
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Vodka
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You scored higher than 87% on liquor index |
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Later Bitches
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[13 Mar 2005|11:49pm] |
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HOW COME I NEVER GET DRUNK WITH YOU GUYS?
CAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING CALL ME. EVER. MY PHONE HASN'T RANG SINCE TUESDAY. THAT'S RIGHT TUESDAY. WHEN EVERYONE CALLED ME WANTING TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON.
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS ON SAY FRIDAY, SATURDAY. BUT NO. OHH NO I SAT AT HOME. SO HERES A NOVEL IDEA. NEXT TIME YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH THE GROUP. CALL ME ON THE PHONE. YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE THING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US HAS. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK IN YOUR POCKET. I BET YOU FIVE DOLLARS THAT YOU HAVE ONE IN IT. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING MY NAME IS PATRICK AND I ONCE WAS A PART OF THIS GROUP.
I TYPED THIS IN ALL CAPS CAUSE YOU GUESSED IT I AM PISSED OFF.
I DONT EVER GET TO DO SHIT WITH YOU GUYS CAUSE I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING IS GOING ON UNLESS I PLANNED IT. WHICH DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN SEEING AS HOW YOU GUYS DONT SEE ME THAT OFTEN. SO WHEN ALL OF YOU ARE DONE BEING TOO GOOD/BUSY TO BE MY FRIEND GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE. AS STATED ABOVE I DO OWN A CELL PHONE. THE PHONE NUMBER TO IT IS 407-797-9180. IF YOU CALL IT IT WILL RING. IF IT RINGS I WILL PICK IT UP.
I'M SURE THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF COMMENTS ON THIS POST ABOUT ME HAVING A BAD ATTITUDE AND NOONE THINKS THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. BUT GUESS WHAT IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I SIGN ON HERE AND READ EVERYONES POST ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD AT SEANS ON FRIDAY AND OHH HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD AT ANIBALS ON SATURDAY AND I WASNT INVOLVED CAUSE YOU ASSHOLES DIDNT FUCKING CALL ME TO SAY HEY YOU WANNA COME HANG OUT. IF YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOMETHING THIS EVENING THATS OK CAUSE I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND IM FIXING TO GO TO BED. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS CALL ME ON THE NUMBER LISTED ABOVE. THAT IS MY CELL PHONE NUMBER. YES I HAVE A CELL PHONE.
I TRY TO CALL YOU GUYS BUT YOU NEVER PICK UP. AND IF YOU DO PICK UP YOU ARE ALWAYS TOO BUSY TO TALK TO ME. I LEAVE MESSAGES ON YOUR VOICEMAIL WHICH STATES LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU BACK. WELL I'VE DONE THAT BUT STILL NO CALLBACK. IF YOU DONT GET MY MESSAGES IM SORRY BUT THAT IS OUT OF MY CONTROL. IT JUST FEEL PRETTY SHITTY THAT I MAKE PHONE CALLS SAYING HEY ITS ME CALL ME BACK. AND MY PHONE NEVER RINGS.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT SEAN, JESSICA, ANIBAL, LAUREN, SETH, IF YOU JUST ONE DAY OUT OF THE BLUE STOPPED GETTING PHONE CALLS TO HANG OUT. WHAT WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS. I COULD BET YOU'D BE THINKING THE SAME GODDAMN THING THAT I AM THINKING. THAT NOONE WANTS YOU AROUND. IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT ME AROUND JUST FUCKING SAY IT. DONT BE NICE WHEN IM AROUND AND THEN NOT INVITE ME TO DO SHIT CAUSE YOU CANT STAND BEING AROUND ME. IF YOU CANT STAND ME AT LEAST HAVE ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY HEY PATRICK I CANT FUCKING STAND YOU. AND GUESS WHAT ILL GET THE HINT AND ILL STOP COMING AROUND. OH WAIT I ALREADY DONT COME AROUND. CAUSE MY PHONE NEVER RINGS. WELL THEN I WILL CUT OFF ALL CONTACT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU GUYS WANT. BUT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT CALL ME OR REPLY TO THIS AND LET ME KNOW CAUSE THE WAY I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED IS LIKE YOU DONT WANT ME AROUND.
LATER BITCHES
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It's been awhile my friends.
Anibal call me whenever you read this. Seeing as how you guys drank the rest of the liqour i need to know how much i need chris or carlos to get us for this week. Need to know when we are leaving so that way i can prepare for the financial part of the trip.
As for the rest of you. If any of you want to go see kenny chesney with me on may 6, i need the money before wednesday cause tickets go on sale on saturday morning 3/19 and i will buy them all at once. They are about 60 dollars so that is all on that issue. If you can't get money give me a call on the fucking phone. For those of you who dont know, yes i have a phone. It never rings cause noone ever calls me anymore. In case you bitches lost the number it is 407-797-9180. If you call it i might pick up.
Well my week has been ok. I tried to work on wednesday after the party but since i got no sleep it was hard. I managed to get through my shift. 5-11:30 although at some points i would fall asleep while putting something on the shelves. After work i went home and slept.
Thursday slept all day and then we had softball. Nothing really eventful.
Friday i worked from 1-8 and that was that. Came home watched Ladder 49 with mom and dad. Went to bed.
Saturday i worked from 12-11:30. it sucked but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Well i have nothing else to say ladies and gentlemen. Have a good evening/morning/day depending upon what time you read this.
Jessica this one is for you
The trend:
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much... she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.
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[05 Mar 2005|02:16pm] |
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and while your at it fill out that other one you guys have been neglecting( except you keli and lauren)
() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
() let me take you out to dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() be my bf/gf?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
() take me home for the night?
() would you let me sleep in your bed?
() sing car kareoke w/ me?
() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride?
() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
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[03 Mar 2005|12:01pm] |
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01. Who are you, what's our relationship?
02. How and where did we meet?
03. What's my middle name?
04. How long have you known me?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself?
06. When you first saw me, what was your impression?
07. My age?
08. Birthday?
09. My favorite band at the moment?
10. Colour eyes?
11. Do I have any siblings? (If so, how many and names)
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. What's one of my favorite things to do?
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
15. Describe me in 3 words?
16. Name 5 things I love?
17. Do you think I'm good looking?
18. How would you describe me to someone?
19. Would you ever date me?
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did?
21. What do you like most about me?
22. If we could spend a day together, what would we do?
23. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years..truthfully?
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I'll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
32. When's the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?
The Trend:
Your body may be gone, I'm gonna carry you in.
In my head, in my heart, in my soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't think so.
Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. I had to think awhile.
The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.
Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. (I had to think awhile) I had to think awhile.
Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. (You missed)
When the earth folded in on itself. (You missed)
And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell (You missed, you missed)
are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?
The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind.
Well I don't mind. I don't mind. How the hell could I mind?
Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.
Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?
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You know whats so bad is that all of these are true for me.
You Know You're a Southerner When... |
You have drunk tea/water/any beverage out of a mason jar.
What do you mean it's unusual to pray at football/baseball/basketball games?
Biscuits go great with ANY meal!
You know the difference between sweet tea and tea with sugar mixed in it.
You know that Methodists are just Baptists that can read.
Forget roasted peanuts, you like your's boiled.
You know there's more than one way to have your okra.
The War between the States was about State's Rights, of course!
Wally World is what you call Wal Mart.
You've been to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party at least once.
Florida's just different.
If you're a guy, you've worn shorts with boots.
You love going to the State Fair, and the Rattlesnake Roundup, and the Chicken Pie Festival, and Mossy Creek, and Buckarama, and....... etc etc etc.
You call people of all ages sir or ma'am.
If you're a girl, you've been pet-named either sugar britches, darlin', or butter bean.
Sure you know Bubba, he lives two houses down in that nice triple wide with the above ground pool behind it.
Here's a tough decision: Sweet Potato Pie or Peach Cobbler??
Jeff Davis and Bobby Lee are national heroes!!
You haven't ever seen snow, but you sure would like to!
You say/have said any of the following, "I reckon", "Mash that button", "I about fell out", or "Hey ya'll! Watch this!"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from the South. |
later bitches
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Whatsup bitches!!!
Well nothing exciting happened in my life the past couple of days. I worked on Sunday. Actually i showed up two hours late. Then i left two hours early. Well just found out the Dave Matthews Band is coming to Tampa on July 14 and im going.
Read on the Ford Amphitheatre website that starting saturday for $99 we can buy some country magaticket. You get lawnseats to go see, Reba and Brad Paisley April 23, Rascal Flatts June 4, Toby Keith August 6, Brooks & Dunn with Big & Rich October 29, and Alan Jackson November 4. When you break it down that is $20 per concert. Not too bad so sean, seth, lauren, keli, and anyone else who listens to country if you want to go with me let me know. Cause i will probably buy tickets sometime this weekend or middle of next week. Still no word on when Kenny Chesney tickets go on sale or how much but it is May 6 in tampa so if you want to go get me money and let me know.
Well nothing else really happened. Just call me on the cell if you need anything.
LAter Bitches
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You are Super Mario Bros. The most popular one of
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Which original Nintendo game are you?
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What Nintendo System Are you?
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Redneck Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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light blue yoshi
Which Yoshi are you?
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You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. |
Thats all folks.
The Trend:
To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before
Later bitches
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| Wild couple of days |
[26 Feb 2005|10:52pm] |
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Well it has been a while since i updated and i'm sure you guys are just dying wondering, "What's going through patricks head over the last few days?" Well guess what i'm fixin to tell you.
Went bowling on Tuesday with Jessica, Anibal, Sean and Ya Heard. I kicked the dogshit out of all of them. Making me look like a pro and them look like pansies. Then we went to dennies where we talked shit about people and told highly amusing stories. Sean started talking like me. Well kinda sorta. I dont think anyone can talk like me. I have a special voice. Or maybe im just on crack.
Wednesday i had to work. 10 to 8. and that was about it. It was Steff and Jennifer Brenners last day at the store so it was kind of a sappy day. Not for me of course cause im a man and i dont show feelings right. Right.
Thursday i had school. Which weren't bad. Had an anthro test and that was the only thing i did involving school that day. I did pretty good if i might say so myself. I know because i checked my answers with Borhes answers and we all know how smart he is. Then me, borhes, and anibal went to Steak and Shake and we had the coolest waitress. Then denise called and she met up with us and we all hung out. Then whilst eating we decided hey we should go bowling cause we haven't gone enough in the past few days. Went to Boardwalk Bowl. This place has 80 lanes. 80 FUCKING LANES. How cool is that. And on Tuesday and Thursday before 5, 1 dollar a game, 1 dollar for shoes. What a deal. Then i decided afterwards that i needed to go back to ctown cause of softball. Which happened. We have a girl that is practicing with our travel team that really sucks but for some reason the head coach wants her to practice with us. Honestly it doesnt matter how much practice she gets cause at the end of the day she will still suck. You guys know when i say "Some days you get the elevator, Some days you get the shaft." Well she will always get the shaft. Her dads a goober too. He reminds me of Gilligans Island. He looks like the Skipper but wears that goofy fucking Gilligan hat. And hes a pervert. He hangs on the fence like "I'm a gonna get ya girls."
Then we went to anibals apt so that they could all get drunk while i watch. and it was funny. Sean got trashed. Really trashed. Which was highly amusing might i say. We played Imaginiff... which was very entertaining. Little did you guys know. Me and anibal cheated all night long cause Jamie couldve cared less, Jessica was too drunk to type, Sean was gone, Michelle (AKA The Queen Mother)and Lauren were on the other side of the table and couldnt see what was going on. But anibal still won cause he knows everything. He was walking around saying, "They call me Hobba Ding Ding cause i know everything." I left afterwards cause i needed to do some shit in ctown on friday and didnt want to get trashed and drive home the next morning. I also wasnt going to be able to pull off two nights in a row with my parents.
Friday was one of the better days of the week. I got up and cleaned the house. Fun stuff there. Then me and keli went to festival bay so i could go get some clothes for laurens birthday party. We went to Sheplers western store and i bought some jeans and a pimp ass black cowboy hat. I'm so proud of me. Then we went and said whatsup to sean at Bass Pro. Then we ate and went to the house.
Friday night was steffs party. I got drunk. Really drunk. What can i say i have a weakness for Malibu. A little bit into the night some new guy from work showed up with some friends who proceeded to drink our liqour. When we asked them nicely to leave they got all pissed. Dont know why. Maybe cause they are pussies. They wanted to fight and we almost did. Mike stuck this guy in the face and i was like ooh damn that hurt. One of the guys who wanted to fight looked like he had just gotten his ass beat the other day. I know if i would have looked like him i wouldnt be fighting. Cause from the looks of him he isnt very good at it. Well Mike and this guy named Todd almost did i tried to prevent it. Which i was successful at. I had to hold Todd back and hes a big motherfucker. Then we all went inside and lived happily ever after.
Today was saturday. I worked at 10. then at 12:00 jason and marjorie asked if i could close cause malika called in. GRRRR. So i said yes like i always do cause im a nice guy. But the good part is i got to take like a 3 hour break which i used to catch up on lost sleep from last night. Steffs floor just isnt like your apartment anibal. The good part is nobody snored. Anywho folks i still have some malibu left so we need to figure out when i'm gonna drink it. Anibal ill leave that one up to you.
WEll gotta work at 7 tomorrow so that means off to bed. Goodnight John Boy.
The Trend:
Girl, you've never known no one like me
Up there in your high society
They might tell you I'm no good
Girl they just need to understand
Just who I am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may drink too much and play too loud
Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd
That don't mean I don't respect
My mama or my Uncle Sam
Yes sir, yes ma'am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
Might have a reckless streak
At least a country mile wide
If you're gonna run with me
It's gonna be a wild ride
When it comes to lovin' you
I've got velvet hands
I'll show you how a real bad boy
Can be a real good man
I'll take all the good times I can get
I'm too young for growing up just yet
Ain't much I can promise you
Except to do the best I can
I'll be damned
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I was stumblin' my way through Montgomery,
had my guitar on my back,
when a stranger pulled up beside me in an antique Cadillac.
Well, he was dressed like 1950, half drunk and hallow eyed
he said, "Its a long walk to Nashville, would you like a ride, son?"
Well I climbed up in the front seat, and he turned on the radio
and them sad old songs comin' outta them speakers was solid country gold.
Then I noticed the stranger was ghost-white pale when he asked me for a light,
and I knew there was somethin' strange about this ride.
[CHORUS:]
He said, "Drifter, can you make folks cry when you play and sang?
Have you paid your dues? Can you put on the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strangs?"
He said, "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
'cause if your big-star-bound let me warn you its a long hard ride."
Well, he cried just south of Nashville, and he turned that car around.
He said: [spoken] "This is where you get off, boy,
'cause I'm going back to Alabam'."
Well, I climbed out of that Cadillac and I said, "Mister, many thanks."
He said, "You don't have to call me 'mister', mister...
the whole world calls me Hank."
[Repeat Chorus]
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[23 Feb 2005|03:28pm] |
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JMM- Letters From Home |
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I am planning a way to allow myself to enjoy the event of thursday evening. And michelle has a dentist appointment at 9 in clermont right. Well i will come back to clermont on friday morning and would be glad to take her home if that is the case. I still have to talk to my folks to see if i can go. They shouldnt have a problem with it but you never know with my parents. Well i'm on break from work. Gotta eat bitches.
The Trend:
My dearest son it's almost June,
I hope this letter catches up with you
and finds you well.
It's been dry but they're callin for rain,
and every thing is the same ol' same in Johnsonville.
Your stubburn old daddy ain't said too much,
but I'm sure you know he sends his love.
And she goes on in a letter from home
CHORUS
I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we aint scared and our boots ain't muddy.
And they all laugh
like there's somethin' funny
'bout the way I talk when I say
"Mamma sends her best ya'll."
I fold it up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on
letters from home.
My dearest love it's almost dawn,
I've been layin' here all night long
wonderin' where you might be.
I saw your Mamma and I showed her the ring
Man on the television said something
so I couldn't sleep.
But I'll be all right, I'm just missin' you,
and this is me kissin' you...
X's and O's
in a letter from home.
I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we ain't scared and our boots ain't muddy.
And they all laugh cause she calls me honey
but they take it hard
cause I don't read the good parts.
I fold up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on
letters from home.
Dear son, I know I ain't written,
but sittin' here tonight alone in the kitchen, it occurs to me...
I might not have said it so I'll say it now,
"Son, you make me proud."
I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we aint scared and our boots aint muddy.
But no one laughs,
'cause there aint nothin' funny
when a soldier cries...
And I just wipe my eyes.
I fold it up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on,
letters from home.
Later Bitches
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| Good morning everybody |
[21 Feb 2005|11:28am] |
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still working on the course |
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George Strait- A Real Good Place to Start |
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Your Seduction Style: The Coquette |
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. |
Well the phone just rang and murphy wants me to come in an hour early so i'm gonna go shower my stanking ass.
The Trend:
Still reelin' from a relationship that left me torn in two
Tryin' to find that first step that leads to someone new
Gettin' me back together, didn't know it could be so hard
But if I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start
I need a new beginning, and girl you fit right in
Sometimes a new beginning is found in an old friend
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start
There've been times when you and him just couldn't get along
I'd hear your knock and let you in, be your shoulder to cry on
And now he's finally left you, and I've find you in my arms
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start
I need a new beginning, and girl you fit right in
Sometimes a new beginning is found in an old friend
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start
Later Bitches
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| More shit i found |
[20 Feb 2005|11:23pm] |
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still aint gone to bed |
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Queen- I Want To Break Free |
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You Know You're From Arkansas When... |
"Vacation" means goin' through Harrison on the way to Branson.
Down South, to you, means Louisiana.
You have no problem spelling or pronouncin' Ouachita or Possum Grape.
You know what Toad Suck and Booger Holler are.
Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
You say catty-wampus and tumped over.
You know the difference between a deer dog, a duck dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.
Pulaski County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
You consider being a "Beef Queen" an honor.
You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your life.
You know what a "cow drop" is.
You have your own secret bbq sauce.
You know how to snipe hunt.
You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
You visit the Arkansas State Fair mainly to see your neighbor's prize chicken.
You've been invited to or had a bunkin' party.
You abhor homosexuality, but love "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
You'd rather be No. 1 in football than No. 1 in education.
You think that recycling means riding your bike down the same old path.
You think orange barrels are really part of the interstate system.
When the forecast calls for an inch of snow, you run out with all the other crazies to stand in line for three hours to buy a month's worth of groceries.
You drink sweet iced tea out of a sports bottle.
Your traditional Thanksgiving dinner is a deep-fried turkey.
You call a shopping cart a buggy.
You see "No Hunting" signs are riddled with bullet holes.
You think "Animal House" is the training film for incoming athletes at the University of Arkansas
The three food groups are Velveeta, pork rinds and a six-pack.
Everyone you think of as a "liberal" is either Methodist or Catholic.
You think that Bill Clinton is a lyin', cheatin' sumbitch, but you'd still vote for him again in a heartbeat because he's OUR lyin' cheatin' sumbitch.
You've "offered" someone an "ass-whoopin'. " (
When you give directions they include "over yonder," "down the road a piece," and "right near."
You're not commitment-phobic: you love God, guns and football.
You'd rather have a Budweiser beer museum than a presidential library.
You think pinto beans are nekkid without hamhocks, cornbread and buttermilk.
Sweet milk and torn up biscuits in a glass is your favorite dessert.
You think bagels are nothing but a cruel doughnut joke invented by some Yankee!
You eat at Senor Tequila's for atmosphere and Lolita's Tex-Mex for salsa.
You say, "I voted for Clinton to get him out of the state."
You own three cars and one license plate.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arkansas.
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Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Test Firing the Death Star
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| Found some quizzes |
[20 Feb 2005|10:55pm] |
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ready for bed bitches |
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Steve Wariner- Holes in the Floor of Heaven |
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Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male |
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
Your Love Number is |
5
You're very open minded, and you could see yourself in any number of interesting relationships.
And being extremely independent, anyone you're with has to give you space.
You approach new lovers like they are a subject, learning everything about them.
But once you've "mastered" a new person, you often feel like exploring some one else! |
You Are 60% Psychic |
You are pretty psychic.
While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on.
And although you're sometimes off on your predictions...
You're more often right than wrong
So go with your instincts - you know more than you think |
You Are a New School Democrat |
You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.
You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.
Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.
You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.
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You Have A Type B+ Personality |
B+
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions |
You Are a Martini |
You're not a total lush, but you do like your drinks strong
For you, drinking is an art. An experience to be relished.
That doesn't mean you don't get really really drunk.
A few strong martini's, and you're dancing on the bar! |
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| How well do you know me? |
[20 Feb 2005|10:30pm] |
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Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five- The Message |
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I am really bored. So i made up this little questionnarre to find out how well you know me. I know its gay but they give 3 or 4 times the amount of time needed to complete each section so i cant really do anything else.
1. Where am i from?
2. What town am i from?
3. When is my birthday?
4. What is my favorite sport?
5. Favorite college?
6. Favorite Pro Football?
7. Favorite Pro Basketball?
8. Favorite Pro Baseball?
9. Favorite type of movie?
10. Favorite movie?
11. Favorite type of music?
12. Favorite music artist?
Have fun everybody. I know its easy and cheesy but guess what. i dont give a fuck.
LAter bitches
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