And That's How It's Gonna Be

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-07-31T13:29:00

2005-07-31T17:38:30Z

It's been a long time since i updated huh fools. Well softball season is over and i get a break from my little girls for a few weeks. Just got back from Tennessee where the National NSA softball tournament was held where we took home 7th place in the nation. Thats right bitches 7th. We had a good year 9 tournaments, 5 2nd place, 1 1st place, 3rd in ISA state, 4th in NSA state and 7th in nationals. Not bad if you ask me.

Anywho....

Not much been going on in the life of me. Gotten drunk a lot in the last few weeks. Saturday me and MR. Buch are going to see Toby Keith so if you guys want to have a party at either atrains or anibals if it is cool with them i am game cause i talked to jerry today and he told me that he wouldnt open either me or perry on sunday so we could get trashed on sat. The only problem is the concert is in Tampa so it would be the same as the Dave Matthews Concert. So it is kind of up to you guys. If so we need to get some more money together so that me and perry dont foot the bill all the time. Dont mind payin just as long as everyone else is. Let me know by tuesday and give me money by wednesday or thursday so me and big chris can get it on thursday cause he works all day friday.

Anybody who wants to go see Brooks and Dunn with me please let me know so i dont get caught in a tight spot when i buy two tickets and three people want to go and then i have to choose cause ive done that once and the outcome isnt that great.

Well that is all i have so im just gonna sit around and wait til 4 when purry gets off work so we can go do something cuase i dont have a car and that motherfucker would have to drive my punk ass around town.

Later bitches

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-04-06T11:16:00

2005-04-06T15:18:03Z

I know i havent updated in a while. Im on break ill update later. Just letting you guys know that Mrs. Parker from East Ridge, you know the lesbian JV softball coach, got killed in a car accident yesterday. I'm sure none of you care but just thought you might want to know.

Later Bitches

i finally figured this quiz shit out

2005-03-24T21:56:43Z

Your College Life by highfivejunkie

Username

What will you study?

Your Roomate

longguy86

The Football Player

short1of444

The Cheerleader

kriistinuh

The Band Geek

yellowswirls

Highly involved in their Frat/Sorority

_astaticlullaby

The Crazy Drunk

lonewanderer04

The College Slut

inter_rupti0n

Your Significant Other

i3lackh3art

The Creep that sneaks into girl's showers

i3rokenspiral

Likeliness you'll graduate: 37%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

me and dannie roommates that would be fun.

later bitches

This was the one i wanted yall to see

2005-03-23T17:30:02Z

At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	President of a small country
You will be worth	$820,139
Everyone will think you	gained 50 lbs

Quiz created with MemeGen!

There bitches.

Everybody lets do the ANIBAL:

Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?

[Chorus]
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?

[Chorus]

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me

[Chorus]

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Are you Ugly? [X3]

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-03-22T23:54:00

2005-03-23T05:16:18Z

A - Age you got your first kiss:
either 9, 10 , or 11. i know it was before i moved to florida. we start early where i'm from
B - Band listening to right now:
Dave Matthews Band
C - Crush:
Jen
D- Dad's name:
Bobby Ray Rotton
E - Easiest person to talk to:
Keli, Anvil, Jessice
F - Favorite bands at the moment:
Dave Matthews Band, Modest Mouse
G - Gummy Worms or Gummy Bears?:
Gummy bears by far
H - Hometown:
Born in Cabot, Arkansas. Matured in Clermont, Florida. Homies in Clermont
I - Instruments:
Air Guitar
J- Joints smoked:
Quite a few
K- Kids :
Quatro- Dos male, Dos female
L - Longest car ride ever:
Arkansas to Florida. 13 hours. 7 of them are in florida
M - Mom's name:
Bonita Furr Rotton
N - Nicknames:
P-Dog, Asshole
O - One wish:
Eternal Happiness
P - Phobia[s]:
Death
Q - Quote:
Some days you get the elevator, Some days you get the shaft
R - Reason to smile:
Life is the greatest adventure in the world and there is nothing so powerful in this world that anyone can conquer so therefore there is nothing so overbearing that i should not smile
S - Song you sang last:
I serenaded the guys at Publix with Lean On Me by Bill Withers
T - Time you woke up [today]:
8:30 am
U - Unknown fact about me:
I used to hate country music
V - Vegetable you hate:
Carrots
W - Worst habit(s):
Smoking
X - X-rays you've had:
Arm, Teeth
Y - Yummy food:
Red Beans and Rice, anything momma cooks
Z - Zodiac Sign:
Libra

Quiz Thingies

2005-03-23T04:49:18Z

Vodka
Congratulations! You're 100 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (60).

All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on proof

You scored higher than 95% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 87% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

HAHA Bitches i will be a rich controlling motherfucker in ten years.

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	May 22, 2015

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I will run those dumb hos over in my pimp ass car and get away with it cause as you read above I will be the president of a small country.

Your College Life by highfivejunkie

Username

What will you study?

Your Roomate

The Football Player

The Cheerleader

The Band Geek

Highly involved in their Frat/Sorority

The Crazy Drunk

The College Slut

Your Significant Other

The Creep that sneaks into girl's showers

Likeliness you'll graduate: 40%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Couldn't tell what this one said cause everything was blank so if it dont work sorry.

This is how a fucking gangsta rolls.. by starlitelily
gangsta name
gangsta job	shooter
your fucking problem	wanted felon
# of times you ran from the cops	98
your saying	i'ma blast you

Quiz created with MemeGen!

What now bitches!!! Don't fuck with me!!!

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there because	you were frozen in ice/a crystal
For _____ years	97
With	Jackie Chan. Click for pic.
He/She will think you are	strong
You will	live in peace

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That'll be a cold day in hell. Jackie Chan better watch the fuck out.

That is all for today readers.

The Anvil:

Lately I've been feeling low
A remedy is what I'm seeking
I take a taste of what's mellow
Come away to something better
What I want is what I've not got
But what I need is all around me
Reach and search and never stop
And I'll say...

If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel called... Jimi
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you

Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, Sometimes I take a walk there
Yes, good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling

Day is gone I'm on my back
Staring up at the ceiling
I take a drink sit back and relax
Smoke my mind make me feelBetter for a small time
What I want is what I've not got
And What I need is all around me
Reach and search and never stop
And I'll say

If you could keep me floating just for a while
Til' I get to the end of this tunnel called... brother
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you

Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, sometimes I take a walk there
Mm good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling

Lately I've been feeling low
A remedy is what I'm looking for, looking for
So I take a taste of what's mellow
Come away

If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel called... Jimi
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you

Sometimes a Jimi Thing
slides my way keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you do or don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Yes, sometimes I take a walk there
Oh, good God, Sometimes, I take a taxi
I shouldn't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling

Something happenin' here
What it is
Is exactly clear
Theres a man with a gun over there
He tellin me I got to beware
Said stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody looks
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop baby
Whats that sound
Everybody look
Whats goin down

Stop
Whats that sound
Everbody Look
Whats goin down
Yea baby

Dave Matthews Band is coming to Tampa Thursday July 14. Tickets go on sale April 2. Hootie Hoo.

Beer Expert

2005-03-21T22:34:24Z

Vodka
Congratulations! You're 100 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (60).

All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on proof

You scored higher than 95% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 87% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Later Bitches

Just wondering something

2005-03-14T05:08:33Z

HOW COME I NEVER GET DRUNK WITH YOU GUYS?

CAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING CALL ME. EVER. MY PHONE HASN'T RANG SINCE TUESDAY. THAT'S RIGHT TUESDAY. WHEN EVERYONE CALLED ME WANTING TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS ON SAY FRIDAY, SATURDAY. BUT NO. OHH NO I SAT AT HOME. SO HERES A NOVEL IDEA. NEXT TIME YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH THE GROUP. CALL ME ON THE PHONE. YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE THING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US HAS. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK IN YOUR POCKET. I BET YOU FIVE DOLLARS THAT YOU HAVE ONE IN IT. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING MY NAME IS PATRICK AND I ONCE WAS A PART OF THIS GROUP.

I TYPED THIS IN ALL CAPS CAUSE YOU GUESSED IT I AM PISSED OFF.

I DONT EVER GET TO DO SHIT WITH YOU GUYS CAUSE I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING IS GOING ON UNLESS I PLANNED IT. WHICH DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN SEEING AS HOW YOU GUYS DONT SEE ME THAT OFTEN. SO WHEN ALL OF YOU ARE DONE BEING TOO GOOD/BUSY TO BE MY FRIEND GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE. AS STATED ABOVE I DO OWN A CELL PHONE. THE PHONE NUMBER TO IT IS 407-797-9180. IF YOU CALL IT IT WILL RING. IF IT RINGS I WILL PICK IT UP.

I'M SURE THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF COMMENTS ON THIS POST ABOUT ME HAVING A BAD ATTITUDE AND NOONE THINKS THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. BUT GUESS WHAT IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I SIGN ON HERE AND READ EVERYONES POST ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD AT SEANS ON FRIDAY AND OHH HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD AT ANIBALS ON SATURDAY AND I WASNT INVOLVED CAUSE YOU ASSHOLES DIDNT FUCKING CALL ME TO SAY HEY YOU WANNA COME HANG OUT. IF YOU GUYS ARE DOING SOMETHING THIS EVENING THATS OK CAUSE I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND IM FIXING TO GO TO BED. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS CALL ME ON THE NUMBER LISTED ABOVE. THAT IS MY CELL PHONE NUMBER. YES I HAVE A CELL PHONE.

I TRY TO CALL YOU GUYS BUT YOU NEVER PICK UP. AND IF YOU DO PICK UP YOU ARE ALWAYS TOO BUSY TO TALK TO ME. I LEAVE MESSAGES ON YOUR VOICEMAIL WHICH STATES LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU BACK. WELL I'VE DONE THAT BUT STILL NO CALLBACK. IF YOU DONT GET MY MESSAGES IM SORRY BUT THAT IS OUT OF MY CONTROL. IT JUST FEEL PRETTY SHITTY THAT I MAKE PHONE CALLS SAYING HEY ITS ME CALL ME BACK. AND MY PHONE NEVER RINGS.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT SEAN, JESSICA, ANIBAL, LAUREN, SETH, IF YOU JUST ONE DAY OUT OF THE BLUE STOPPED GETTING PHONE CALLS TO HANG OUT. WHAT WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS. I COULD BET YOU'D BE THINKING THE SAME GODDAMN THING THAT I AM THINKING. THAT NOONE WANTS YOU AROUND. IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT ME AROUND JUST FUCKING SAY IT. DONT BE NICE WHEN IM AROUND AND THEN NOT INVITE ME TO DO SHIT CAUSE YOU CANT STAND BEING AROUND ME. IF YOU CANT STAND ME AT LEAST HAVE ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY HEY PATRICK I CANT FUCKING STAND YOU. AND GUESS WHAT ILL GET THE HINT AND ILL STOP COMING AROUND. OH WAIT I ALREADY DONT COME AROUND. CAUSE MY PHONE NEVER RINGS. WELL THEN I WILL CUT OFF ALL CONTACT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU GUYS WANT. BUT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT CALL ME OR REPLY TO THIS AND LET ME KNOW CAUSE THE WAY I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED IS LIKE YOU DONT WANT ME AROUND.

LATER BITCHES

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-03-12T23:38:00

2005-03-13T04:49:29Z

It's been awhile my friends.

Anibal call me whenever you read this. Seeing as how you guys drank the rest of the liqour i need to know how much i need chris or carlos to get us for this week. Need to know when we are leaving so that way i can prepare for the financial part of the trip.

As for the rest of you. If any of you want to go see kenny chesney with me on may 6, i need the money before wednesday cause tickets go on sale on saturday morning 3/19 and i will buy them all at once. They are about 60 dollars so that is all on that issue. If you can't get money give me a call on the fucking phone. For those of you who dont know, yes i have a phone. It never rings cause noone ever calls me anymore. In case you bitches lost the number it is 407-797-9180. If you call it i might pick up.

Well my week has been ok. I tried to work on wednesday after the party but since i got no sleep it was hard. I managed to get through my shift. 5-11:30 although at some points i would fall asleep while putting something on the shelves. After work i went home and slept.

Thursday slept all day and then we had softball. Nothing really eventful.

Friday i worked from 1-8 and that was that. Came home watched Ladder 49 with mom and dad. Went to bed.

Saturday i worked from 12-11:30. it sucked but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Well i have nothing else to say ladies and gentlemen. Have a good evening/morning/day depending upon what time you read this.

Jessica this one is for you

The trend:

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much... she knows

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

fill it out bitches.

2005-03-05T19:18:00Z

and while your at it fill out that other one you guys have been neglecting( except you keli and lauren)

() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
() let me take you out to dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() be my bf/gf?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
() take me home for the night?
() would you let me sleep in your bed?
() sing car kareoke w/ me?
() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride?
() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

Fill this out bitches

2005-03-03T17:02:47Z

01. Who are you, what's our relationship?
02. How and where did we meet?
03. What's my middle name?
04. How long have you known me?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself?
06. When you first saw me, what was your impression?
07. My age?
08. Birthday?
09. My favorite band at the moment?
10. Colour eyes?
11. Do I have any siblings? (If so, how many and names)
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. What's one of my favorite things to do?
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
15. Describe me in 3 words?
16. Name 5 things I love?
17. Do you think I'm good looking?
18. How would you describe me to someone?
19. Would you ever date me?
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did?
21. What do you like most about me?
22. If we could spend a day together, what would we do?
23. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years..truthfully?
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I'll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
32. When's the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?

The Trend:

Your body may be gone, I'm gonna carry you in.
In my head, in my heart, in my soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't think so.

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. I had to think awhile.

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. (I had to think awhile) I had to think awhile.

Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. (You missed)
When the earth folded in on itself. (You missed)
And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell (You missed, you missed)
are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind.
Well I don't mind. I don't mind. How the hell could I mind?

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.

Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-03-03T10:53:00

2005-03-03T15:53:50Z

You know whats so bad is that all of these are true for me.

You Know You're a Southerner When...

You have drunk tea/water/any beverage out of a mason jar.

What do you mean it's unusual to pray at football/baseball/basketball games?

Biscuits go great with ANY meal!

You know the difference between sweet tea and tea with sugar mixed in it.

You know that Methodists are just Baptists that can read.

Forget roasted peanuts, you like your's boiled.

You know there's more than one way to have your okra.

The War between the States was about State's Rights, of course!

Wally World is what you call Wal Mart.

You've been to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party at least once.

Florida's just different.

If you're a guy, you've worn shorts with boots.

You love going to the State Fair, and the Rattlesnake Roundup, and the Chicken Pie Festival, and Mossy Creek, and Buckarama, and....... etc etc etc.

You call people of all ages sir or ma'am.

If you're a girl, you've been pet-named either sugar britches, darlin', or butter bean.

Sure you know Bubba, he lives two houses down in that nice triple wide with the above ground pool behind it.

Here's a tough decision: Sweet Potato Pie or Peach Cobbler??

Jeff Davis and Bobby Lee are national heroes!!

You haven't ever seen snow, but you sure would like to!

You say/have said any of the following, "I reckon", "Mash that button", "I about fell out", or "Hey ya'll! Watch this!"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from the South.

Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here

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later bitches

pdog_from_ctown @ 2005-03-02T18:35:00

2005-03-02T23:55:35Z

Whatsup bitches!!!

Well nothing exciting happened in my life the past couple of days. I worked on Sunday. Actually i showed up two hours late. Then i left two hours early. Well just found out the Dave Matthews Band is coming to Tampa on July 14 and im going.

Read on the Ford Amphitheatre website that starting saturday for $99 we can buy some country magaticket. You get lawnseats to go see, Reba and Brad Paisley April 23, Rascal Flatts June 4, Toby Keith August 6, Brooks & Dunn with Big & Rich October 29, and Alan Jackson November 4. When you break it down that is $20 per concert. Not too bad so sean, seth, lauren, keli, and anyone else who listens to country if you want to go with me let me know. Cause i will probably buy tickets sometime this weekend or middle of next week. Still no word on when Kenny Chesney tickets go on sale or how much but it is May 6 in tampa so if you want to go get me money and let me know.

Well nothing else really happened. Just call me on the cell if you need anything.

LAter Bitches

bored

2005-02-27T18:20:53Z

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You Know You Drink Too Much When...

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.

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The Trend:

To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

Later bitches

Wild couple of days

2005-02-27T04:30:31Z

Well it has been a while since i updated and i'm sure you guys are just dying wondering, "What's going through patricks head over the last few days?" Well guess what i'm fixin to tell you.

Went bowling on Tuesday with Jessica, Anibal, Sean and Ya Heard. I kicked the dogshit out of all of them. Making me look like a pro and them look like pansies. Then we went to dennies where we talked shit about people and told highly amusing stories. Sean started talking like me. Well kinda sorta. I dont think anyone can talk like me. I have a special voice. Or maybe im just on crack.

Wednesday i had to work. 10 to 8. and that was about it. It was Steff and Jennifer Brenners last day at the store so it was kind of a sappy day. Not for me of course cause im a man and i dont show feelings right. Right.

Thursday i had school. Which weren't bad. Had an anthro test and that was the only thing i did involving school that day. I did pretty good if i might say so myself. I know because i checked my answers with Borhes answers and we all know how smart he is. Then me, borhes, and anibal went to Steak and Shake and we had the coolest waitress. Then denise called and she met up with us and we all hung out. Then whilst eating we decided hey we should go bowling cause we haven't gone enough in the past few days. Went to Boardwalk Bowl. This place has 80 lanes. 80 FUCKING LANES. How cool is that. And on Tuesday and Thursday before 5, 1 dollar a game, 1 dollar for shoes. What a deal. Then i decided afterwards that i needed to go back to ctown cause of softball. Which happened. We have a girl that is practicing with our travel team that really sucks but for some reason the head coach wants her to practice with us. Honestly it doesnt matter how much practice she gets cause at the end of the day she will still suck. You guys know when i say "Some days you get the elevator, Some days you get the shaft." Well she will always get the shaft. Her dads a goober too. He reminds me of Gilligans Island. He looks like the Skipper but wears that goofy fucking Gilligan hat. And hes a pervert. He hangs on the fence like "I'm a gonna get ya girls."

Then we went to anibals apt so that they could all get drunk while i watch. and it was funny. Sean got trashed. Really trashed. Which was highly amusing might i say. We played Imaginiff... which was very entertaining. Little did you guys know. Me and anibal cheated all night long cause Jamie couldve cared less, Jessica was too drunk to type, Sean was gone, Michelle (AKA The Queen Mother)and Lauren were on the other side of the table and couldnt see what was going on. But anibal still won cause he knows everything. He was walking around saying, "They call me Hobba Ding Ding cause i know everything." I left afterwards cause i needed to do some shit in ctown on friday and didnt want to get trashed and drive home the next morning. I also wasnt going to be able to pull off two nights in a row with my parents.

Friday was one of the better days of the week. I got up and cleaned the house. Fun stuff there. Then me and keli went to festival bay so i could go get some clothes for laurens birthday party. We went to Sheplers western store and i bought some jeans and a pimp ass black cowboy hat. I'm so proud of me. Then we went and said whatsup to sean at Bass Pro. Then we ate and went to the house.

Friday night was steffs party. I got drunk. Really drunk. What can i say i have a weakness for Malibu. A little bit into the night some new guy from work showed up with some friends who proceeded to drink our liqour. When we asked them nicely to leave they got all pissed. Dont know why. Maybe cause they are pussies. They wanted to fight and we almost did. Mike stuck this guy in the face and i was like ooh damn that hurt. One of the guys who wanted to fight looked like he had just gotten his ass beat the other day. I know if i would have looked like him i wouldnt be fighting. Cause from the looks of him he isnt very good at it. Well Mike and this guy named Todd almost did i tried to prevent it. Which i was successful at. I had to hold Todd back and hes a big motherfucker. Then we all went inside and lived happily ever after.

Today was saturday. I worked at 10. then at 12:00 jason and marjorie asked if i could close cause malika called in. GRRRR. So i said yes like i always do cause im a nice guy. But the good part is i got to take like a 3 hour break which i used to catch up on lost sleep from last night. Steffs floor just isnt like your apartment anibal. The good part is nobody snored. Anywho folks i still have some malibu left so we need to figure out when i'm gonna drink it. Anibal ill leave that one up to you.

WEll gotta work at 7 tomorrow so that means off to bed. Goodnight John Boy.

The Trend:

Girl, you've never known no one like me
Up there in your high society
They might tell you I'm no good
Girl they just need to understand
Just who I am

I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man

I may drink too much and play too loud
Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd
That don't mean I don't respect
My mama or my Uncle Sam
Yes sir, yes ma'am

I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man

Might have a reckless streak
At least a country mile wide
If you're gonna run with me
It's gonna be a wild ride
When it comes to lovin' you
I've got velvet hands
I'll show you how a real bad boy
Can be a real good man

I'll take all the good times I can get
I'm too young for growing up just yet
Ain't much I can promise you
Except to do the best I can
I'll be damned

I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man

I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man

I was stumblin' my way through Montgomery,
had my guitar on my back,
when a stranger pulled up beside me in an antique Cadillac.
Well, he was dressed like 1950, half drunk and hallow eyed
he said, "Its a long walk to Nashville, would you like a ride, son?"
Well I climbed up in the front seat, and he turned on the radio
and them sad old songs comin' outta them speakers was solid country gold.
Then I noticed the stranger was ghost-white pale when he asked me for a light,
and I knew there was somethin' strange about this ride.

[CHORUS:]
He said, "Drifter, can you make folks cry when you play and sang?
Have you paid your dues? Can you put on the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strangs?"
He said, "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
'cause if your big-star-bound let me warn you its a long hard ride."

Well, he cried just south of Nashville, and he turned that car around.
He said: [spoken] "This is where you get off, boy,
'cause I'm going back to Alabam'."
Well, I climbed out of that Cadillac and I said, "Mister, many thanks."
He said, "You don't have to call me 'mister', mister...
the whole world calls me Hank."

[Repeat Chorus]

Solution

2005-02-23T20:31:50Z

I am planning a way to allow myself to enjoy the event of thursday evening. And michelle has a dentist appointment at 9 in clermont right. Well i will come back to clermont on friday morning and would be glad to take her home if that is the case. I still have to talk to my folks to see if i can go. They shouldnt have a problem with it but you never know with my parents. Well i'm on break from work. Gotta eat bitches.

The Trend:

My dearest son it's almost June,
I hope this letter catches up with you
and finds you well.
It's been dry but they're callin for rain,
and every thing is the same ol' same in Johnsonville.
Your stubburn old daddy ain't said too much,
but I'm sure you know he sends his love.
And she goes on in a letter from home

CHORUS

I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we aint scared and our boots ain't muddy.
And they all laugh
like there's somethin' funny
'bout the way I talk when I say
"Mamma sends her best ya'll."
I fold it up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on
letters from home.

My dearest love it's almost dawn,
I've been layin' here all night long
wonderin' where you might be.
I saw your Mamma and I showed her the ring
Man on the television said something
so I couldn't sleep.
But I'll be all right, I'm just missin' you,
and this is me kissin' you...
X's and O's
in a letter from home.

I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we ain't scared and our boots ain't muddy.
And they all laugh cause she calls me honey
but they take it hard
cause I don't read the good parts.
I fold up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on
letters from home.

Dear son, I know I ain't written,
but sittin' here tonight alone in the kitchen, it occurs to me...
I might not have said it so I'll say it now,
"Son, you make me proud."

I hold it up and show my buddies,
like we aint scared and our boots aint muddy.
But no one laughs,
'cause there aint nothin' funny
when a soldier cries...
And I just wipe my eyes.
I fold it up and put it in my shirt,
pick up my gun and get back to work.
And it keeps me drivin' on...
waitin' on,
letters from home.

Later Bitches

Good morning everybody

2005-02-21T16:39:24Z

Your Seduction Style: The Coquette

You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Well the phone just rang and murphy wants me to come in an hour early so i'm gonna go shower my stanking ass.

The Trend:

Still reelin' from a relationship that left me torn in two
Tryin' to find that first step that leads to someone new
Gettin' me back together, didn't know it could be so hard
But if I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start

I need a new beginning, and girl you fit right in
Sometimes a new beginning is found in an old friend
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start

There've been times when you and him just couldn't get along
I'd hear your knock and let you in, be your shoulder to cry on
And now he's finally left you, and I've find you in my arms
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start

I need a new beginning, and girl you fit right in
Sometimes a new beginning is found in an old friend
If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start

If I'm ever gonna mend this broken heart...
You look like a real good place to start

Later Bitches

More shit i found

2005-02-21T04:25:00Z

You Know You're From Arkansas When...

"Vacation" means goin' through Harrison on the way to Branson.

Down South, to you, means Louisiana.

You have no problem spelling or pronouncin' Ouachita or Possum Grape.

You know what Toad Suck and Booger Holler are.

Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.

You say catty-wampus and tumped over.

You know the difference between a deer dog, a duck dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.

Pulaski County is considered a foreign or exotic place.

You consider being a "Beef Queen" an honor.

You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your life.

You know what a "cow drop" is.

You have your own secret bbq sauce.

You know how to snipe hunt.

You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.

You visit the Arkansas State Fair mainly to see your neighbor's prize chicken.

You've been invited to or had a bunkin' party.

You abhor homosexuality, but love "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

You'd rather be No. 1 in football than No. 1 in education.

You think that recycling means riding your bike down the same old path.

You think orange barrels are really part of the interstate system.

When the forecast calls for an inch of snow, you run out with all the other crazies to stand in line for three hours to buy a month's worth of groceries.

You drink sweet iced tea out of a sports bottle.

Your traditional Thanksgiving dinner is a deep-fried turkey.

You call a shopping cart a buggy.

You see "No Hunting" signs are riddled with bullet holes.

You think "Animal House" is the training film for incoming athletes at the University of Arkansas

The three food groups are Velveeta, pork rinds and a six-pack.

Everyone you think of as a "liberal" is either Methodist or Catholic.

You think that Bill Clinton is a lyin', cheatin' sumbitch, but you'd still vote for him again in a heartbeat because he's OUR lyin' cheatin' sumbitch.

You've "offered" someone an "ass-whoopin'. " (

When you give directions they include "over yonder," "down the road a piece," and "right near."

You're not commitment-phobic: you love God, guns and football.

You'd rather have a Budweiser beer museum than a presidential library.

You think pinto beans are nekkid without hamhocks, cornbread and buttermilk.

Sweet milk and torn up biscuits in a glass is your favorite dessert.

You think bagels are nothing but a cruel doughnut joke invented by some Yankee!

You eat at Senor Tequila's for atmosphere and Lolita's Tex-Mex for salsa.

You say, "I voted for Clinton to get him out of the state."

You own three cars and one license plate.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arkansas.

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Found some quizzes

2005-02-21T04:16:02Z

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Your Love Number is

5

You're very open minded, and you could see yourself in any number of interesting relationships.
And being extremely independent, anyone you're with has to give you space.
You approach new lovers like they are a subject, learning everything about them.
But once you've "mastered" a new person, you often feel like exploring some one else!

What Is Your Love Number?

You Are 60% Psychic

You are pretty psychic.

While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on.

And although you're sometimes off on your predictions...

You're more often right than wrong

So go with your instincts - you know more than you think

Are You Psychic?

You Are a New School Democrat

You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.

You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.

Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.

You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.

What political persuasion are you?

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

You Are a Martini

You're not a total lush, but you do like your drinks strong
For you, drinking is an art. An experience to be relished.
That doesn't mean you don't get really really drunk.
A few strong martini's, and you're dancing on the bar!

What alcoholic drink are you?

How well do you know me?

2005-02-21T03:34:35Z

I am really bored. So i made up this little questionnarre to find out how well you know me. I know its gay but they give 3 or 4 times the amount of time needed to complete each section so i cant really do anything else.

1. Where am i from?
2. What town am i from?
3. When is my birthday?
4. What is my favorite sport?
5. Favorite college?
6. Favorite Pro Football?
7. Favorite Pro Basketball?
8. Favorite Pro Baseball?
9. Favorite type of movie?
10. Favorite movie?
11. Favorite type of music?
12. Favorite music artist?

Have fun everybody. I know its easy and cheesy but guess what. i dont give a fuck.

LAter bitches

Whatsup bitches

2005-02-21T03:09:07Z

Well we had fun last night. Drank some beer. Smoked some cigarettes. Watched a movie. Had a few laughs. And went to bed. Surpisingly noone got mad at anyone else. That is a rare thing whenever we have a get together. And i have to admit it was nice. No lavish party. No loud music. Just chillin at anibals house. Cracker showed up which excited me cause i havent seen him since we went mudding. I saw my darling Jessica whom i haven't seen in two or three weeks. I hit Seth in the nuts last night with the age-old "Hey man i got something on my elbow" trick. Cracker gave anibal a reach around and anibal fell on the floor in immense pain.

Well i'm glad that me and jessica finally got to work out our differences with seth from Spanish 2 back in 10th grade. we used to not like him at all. And he knew it. He used to not like us. And we knew it. but i'm glad we are over that cause seth you are cool as shit. You remind me of me. So you fit in just fine with the rest of us.

It's a shame that sean didnt show up last night cause i was looking forward to hanging out with him. Oh well better luck next time.

I had to work today. It happened. Marjorie and Mr. Gaines weren't there so it made it that much easier. Steff and Mike came in twice today. And i have to say that Publix just isnt the same without you mike. and its not gonna be the same without you steff.

In other news, i feel like a douche cause earlier today i saw my neighbors and mr. bush who are both Dale Jr fans and in a joking way just cause i knew it would piss them off i said that i thought that Jeff Gordon would win. And he did. I dont like Gordon cause hes a pussy. The only people in america who like him are women. And not even all women like him. Never met a male Gordon fan. And if i do i'll call him a queer.

My brother caught his hand on fire last night and had to be taken to the emergency room. He works at P.F. Changs gourmet china bistro. He somehow managed to get grease on his hand. and then a the flame from his wok got on the grease and his hand burst into flames. i guess he didnt understand the concept of grease makes fire in pan also means grease makes fire on hand. So now he has to walk around with a large bandage on his hand. Its wrapped mainly around his middle finger and his ring finger. But it sticks out an extra three to four inches further than the rest fo his fingers. So it always looks like hes giving you the bird. He woke up this morning while i was home on break. He walked to the fridge and did the typical male thing which is stand there with the door open looking for food. I said whatsup and he just stuck his hand up. So all i saw were his protruding middle fingers. So i gave him the finger and told him to fuck off. Upon which he turned around and explained himself making me feel like a dick.

Well i only have One hour and 45 minutes left in my four hour traffic course. So i think i will finish that tonight so i dont have to do it anymore. I should have never rear-ended Logan Franklin.

Random Fact: Did you guys know that a 12 ounce bottle of beer, a 5 ounce glass of wine, and a 1½ ounce shot of 80 proof liquor contains about the same amount of alcohol. I learned that in my traffic course.

I can't wait for Laurens party cause i cant wait to get all dressed up for thirty minutes so i can get back into my usual Jeans, barefeet, and a white t-shirt. But i'll look nice when i walk in the door and that is all that matters. Right lauren. Right

Well folks i have run out of things to talk about this evening. So i leave you with this thought:

When you're feeling down and nothing else could go wrong
Always remember that
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

Philip Capice.

The Trend:

My baby makes me proud, Lord, don't she make me proud
She never makes a scene by hanging all over me in a crowd
Cause people like to talk, Lord, don't they love to talk
But when they turn out the lights, I know she'll be leaving with me

And when we get behind closed hairs, and she lets her hair hang down
And she makes me glad that I'm a man
And no one knows what goes on behind closed doors

My baby makes me smile, Lord, don't she make me smile
She's never far away or too tired to say I want you
She's always a lady, just like a lady should be
But when they turn out the lights, she's still a baby to me

And when we get behind closed doors, and she lets her hair hang down
And she makes me glad that I'm a man
And no one knows what goes on behind closed doors

Behind closed doors.

What a song.

Later Bitches

Stop With The Drama

2005-02-19T19:04:23Z

I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up. Quit bitching about cracker and sean and lauren. Just drop the whole subject cause little do you guys know it. Talking about it is only gonna piss cracker off more. And then the cycle starts over.

Brian please quit referring to yourself as the group asshole because we are all assholes so it only makes you seem like you are still hung up on the whole issue.

Anywho i had an amazing night. George Strait put on the best damn show i have seen in a long time. He even wore a pink shirt. A redneck in a pink shirt. Damn thats sexy. My man Dierks sang a few songs and he did better this year than he did last year so i was happy. He played some new songs so i am looking forward to his new cd that comes out in the summer sometime.

Well i gotta go finish my traffic safety course that i agreed to take for my accident. Got two more hours left. Then work. See you at anibals.

The Trend:

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)
Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, she's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Boy, she makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty BAM-BA-LAM

Excited

2005-02-18T21:33:54Z

Well i will be leaving here shortly for my concert which i am uber excited about. George Strait and Dierks Bentley. Well im still waiting on a head count. A few of you have answered. Just dont want to get a little and alot of people show up. Just give me a call on the cell. Prolly wont answer but leave a voicemail. Cause believe it or not i actually check it and call people back.

The Trend:

Everyday I swim an ocean, fightin your memory like endless waves
I surrender to the truth, I'll always love you, but I know someday
I'm gonna reach the banks of a distant shore, where I won't miss you anymore

Once in a while I ride the river, of whiskey wishes from an old shot glass
But the way it used to be follows me downstream, so I keep knockin em back
Till I reahc the banks of a distant shore, where I won't miss you anymore

Someday I'm gonna get there, It migfht take my last prayer

One of these days I'm gonna cross that ocean,some sweet angel will set me free
And they'll tell my stories, sing a song about glory, and read Psalm 23
When I reach the banks of that distant shore, where I won't miss you anymore

Gonna rest my soul in the hands of the lord, where I won't miss you anymore

Later Bitches

Damn this took a while but it should be worth it

2005-02-18T04:24:36Z

1. First Name: Patrick
2. Hair Color: Brown when i have it
3. Middle Name: Wade
4. Hair Style: Skin tight
5. Eye Color: Green
6. Height: bout 6 foot
8. Birthday: Oct 1 1986
9. Zodiac Sign: Libra i think
10. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: no
11. Do you have a crush?: dont we all

Favorites
1. Favorite Animal: Monkey
2. Favorite Sport: baseball
3. Favorite Color(s): green
4. Favorite Friend(s): Lauren, Anibal, Goss, Dan, Keli, Sean, Seth, Jessica, A-Train, Carlos, Mr. Bush
6. Favorite Song(s): The Cowboy Rides Away by George Strait
7. Favorite Movie Quote: "What we have here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So we get what we had here today. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. I don't like it any better than any of you men." Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke
8. Favorite Store: Best Buy
9. Favorite Feeling: Knowing im right
10. Favorite Shoe: my Justins
11. Favorite Scent: funnel cake
12. Do You Wear Make-Up?: i have before
13. Which is more important, personality or looks?: Personality
14. What kind of personality do you like in a guy/girl?: easy going, good sense of humor, honesty
15. Do you move fast or slow in a relationship?: Ask my ex's
16. What is your idea of the perfect guy/girl?: Someone who loves me for who i am. no matter what
17. Would you ever ask someone out?: Eventually i get around to it.
18. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Blondes

1. What is the first thing you notice about someone?: smile
2. When's the last time you cried?: a couple weeks ago
3. What do you want to be when you grow up?: teacher
4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: no
5. blank space - - - - - - - - -
6. Do you like someone right now?: Yes
7. Do they know?: not sure
8. Do you have a best friend?: A-Train
1. Had a serious talk?: lots
2. Hugged someone?: momma
3. Gotten along well with your parents?: all the time
4. Fought with a friend?: yelled at anibal the other day but i always do that. wouldnt call that a fight

Do you like to...
1. Do you like to give hugs?: Yes
2. Give back rubs?: i'm too lazy
3. Take walks in the rain?: Never did it but it would be sexy
4. Do you ever have one of those falling dreams?: All the time
5. What is on the walls of your room?: Al Capone poster, black squirrel and some other shit
6. When you chew gum, what etc..kind?: green orbit
7. Do you use chap stick?: when i need to

In the last month have/did you...
1. Drink?: God Yes
2. Smoke?: Yep
3. Drugs?: Fuck now
4. Have Sex?: If masturbating counts yes
5. Made Out?: yep
6. Go on a date?: no
8. Go to the mall?: no
9. Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: No
10. Eaten sushi?: No
11. Been on stage?: No
12. Been dumped?: No
13: Had someone unfaithful to you?: No
14. Watched The Smurfs?: No
15. Hiked a mountain?: No
16. Made homemade cookies?: No
17. Been in love?: yea

More stuff:
1. Are you popular?: To my friends and at work kind of
2. Are you pretty?: can guys be pretty. I'll let the readers decide on that one
4. What is your favorite word to say: bitch
5. What is your favorite phrase to say?: Hey fuck you bitch
6. What are you doing right now?: Filling this out at my house in Ctown
7. What song are you listening to?: go on- george strait
8. What are you wearing?: board shorts- brown with white flowers, striped boxer breifs, aeropostale shirt

Preferences:
1. Cold or hot?: Hot
2. Lace or satin?: Lace
3. Blue or Red?: Red
4. New or old?: New
5. Rain or snow?: Snow
6. Give or receive?: give or recieve what. im not a giver
7. Wool or cotton?: Cotton
8. Rose or Daisy?: Rose
9. Private school or public school?: Public
10. Chocolate milk or plain milk?: Plain ass whole milke
11. Celsius or Fahrenheit?: Farenheit
12. Spring or Fall?: Fall
13. Inny or outty?: Innies
14. Now or then?: Now
15. How many fingers am I holding up?: how the fuck would i know. 3
16. Scent?: mommas cooking
17. English or Math?: MAth
18. Bath or shower?: Shower to feel good. Bath to chill
19. Bedtime phrase?: time to go to bed
20. Self-stick or lick?: lick
21. Cursive or print?: Print
22. Do you like surprises?: Yea i do
23. Paranoid or Cautious?: Paranoid
24. Heights or Crowds?: Heights
25. Half-full or half-empty?: Half-full
6. Top or bottom?: Top
27. Do you/Would you dye your hair?: nope aint got hair to die
28. Speeding or running red lights?: Speeding
29. Gold or silver?: Gold
30. Bad habits?: Smoking, drinking
31. Piercing?: nope
32. Erogenous Zone(s)?: whats that
33. "Maybe" or "Mebbe?": mebbe
35. What do you wish you'd done?: not pissed off katie
36. Fetish?: aint got one
37. Do you have one of THOSE voices?: depends on what THOSE means. ask the readers
38. Jammies or naked? naked
39. Neurotic or psychotic?: psychotic
40. Do you talk to yourself?: when there is noone else to talk to

Past:
First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Majors. what a bitch
Last word you said: Said
Last song you sang: Write this down- george strait
What's in your cd player: Garden State soundtrack
What color socks are you wearing: White
What's under your bed: prolly some porn from when casey slept in this room
What time did you wake up today: 7:12
Where do you want to go: Arkansas
What is your career going to be: don't know
Where are you going to live: In the mountains
How many kids do you want: 3
What kind of car will you have: one with wheels i hope. prolly another corolla cause they are cheap and dependable but maybe a pickup.

Current mood: Content
Current music: What do you say to that- George Strait
Current taste: my fingernails
Current hair: same as it always is. prolly got dirt in it from ball field
Current smell: air
Current longing: ice cream
Current desktop picture: dog
Current favorite artist: dierks bentley
Current color of toenails: none
Current worry: None
Current crush: jennifer santo
Current hate: the girls on my sisters league team that suck

1. What's the story behind your lj username? my nickname with the boys and im from ctown
2. Name five [5] of your favorite foods. spaghetti, red beans and rice, meatball sub, sausage bread, crawfish
3. Have you ever had a makeover? No
4. Name all members of the beatles. John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Richard Starky (Ringo Star), and before Ringo there was Pete Best
5. What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country/where? about a year in between visits back home. thats a whole other country much to everyones disbelief. things are different in arkansas than here
6. One thing you're grateful for today: my family. keli for still wanting to be my friend after all the shit we went through. youre always there when i need a shoulder. you have my eternal love. anibal, jessica, dannie, cracker, lauren, a-train, you guys keep my head on my shoulders. seth and sean y'all are cool as shit but since you guys have joined the group the three of us have never really hung out so it should be interesting getting us together. steff, creekmore, mr. bush, keep me sane at work when ron simmons starts bothering me. i appreciate all of you putting up with my shit over the years. i know i can lay it on pretty thick sometimes but thats just me. i love you all with every inch of my heart

My princess

2005-02-18T03:38:14Z

You Are Megara!

Charming and witty. You are always the first person to come up with a wisecrack. Sure, you have an attitude, but that's why people love you. You keep them on their toes. Sometimes you can be misleading, but always end up doing the right thing for the people you love.

Which Disney Princess Are You?

I know i'm not a girl but i thought it would be fun. It sound kind of like me dont it.